Turn ons: Chaos, cheese, music documentaries, Henry Rollins, loud noises with a purpose, confidence.
Turn offs: Traffic in Austin at 5pm, cavities, loud noises without a purpose, bad hygiene.
Turn ons: Wild flowers, world peace, big fluffy pillows, clean hands, trampolines, musty cologne and spa days.
Turn offs: cold weather, raisins, large handwriting, hangovers, alarm clocks, and plane delays,
Turn ons: Fast cars, partying, adventuring, traveling, buying expensive stuff, being social.
Turn offs: anything slow, not knowing how to drive, not being punctual, non-spicy Mexican food
Turn ons: Wit, style, confidence and ambition, but balanced by healthy hints of sexy "corruption"
Turn offs: I can't really get warmed up to someone that doesn't stimulate my mind. We'll read Henry Miller together or we won't be together baby. Sorry!
Turn ons: strawberries, hot tubs, if you are sweet and kind you’ll have my heart.
Turn offs: Hairy backs, dirty shoes, bad breath, poor impressions of famous actors
Turn ons: cheesecake, pinball, aerobics, a good massage, setting things on fire.
Turn offs: oysters, wrestling, heights, dirty ashtrays, bad taste in shoes and a hairy chest
Turn ons: Hot Tubs
Turn offs: Birkenstock's
Turn ons: Long walks on the beach. Roadtrips and stargazing, spoken word poetry
Turn offs: Dirty finger nails, unkept hair, political discussions at the dinner table.